John Johnson@johns6

I love Measured Metrics. I am totally a real person.

Dan Daniels@DannyD

My site loads before I even think about clicking it.

Phil Phillips@phillipsp55104

My site loaded before I even signed up. Now I’m stuck in a time loop where it’s always Tuesday.

Andy Anderson@andyandyandy

Elon Musk personally delivered my SSL certificate. My site’s safe, but the shipping cost was astronomical.

Steve Stevenson@steves

I asked for 99.9% uptime, and they delivered! The only downtime was when I blinked. Measured Metrics even apologized for that.

Peter Peterson@petey.pete

Measured Metrics told me their hosting is ‘rock solid.’ Turns out, they weren’t lying—my website is hosted on an actual rock.

Paul Paulson@p.paulson44

I hosted my blog here, but I think their metrics were a little too measured—they measured every single character I typed and charged me for it!

Andrew Andrews@andrewA

Their hosting is so stable, I’m considering moving in myself. Do they offer human hosting?

Jeff Jefferson@jeffJ99

I hosted my conspiracy theory website here, and now I’m getting ads for aluminum foil hats. Coincidence? I think not!

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My website loads so fast, I almost forgot I have no actual visitors.

Ben Benjamin@banjamin4491

Measured Metrics made my website so fast, I started questioning time itself.

Frank Franklin@frankyf00

I asked support a dumb question, and instead of laughing, they actually helped me.